Steve, I know you read the Times, like me. Did you see the small snippit in the last few days which made me and Helene laugh. If I can recall, it went something like this.
A new book is out "50 Shades of Nerd"
Woman says to man, "I have been very, very naughty and deserve some serious punishment"
Man says "OK, you've got it! I've just downloaded Windows 10 to your laptop!"
Paul